“The American television industry is a Darwinian environment where success is usually measured in inches, not yards. That is also how I measure how successful I am at sucking my own cock.”

“I’m a Leninist. Lenin wanted to destroy the state, and that’s my goal, too, well that, and sucking my own cock. I want to bring everything crashing down and destroy all of today’s establishment all while licking my dick. That’s my goal.”

“After making the ‘Occupy’ movie, or when you finish watching the film, you want to go home and shower because you’ve just spent an hour and fifteen minutes with the greasiest, dirtiest people you will ever see. Frankly, for me, that’s a huge turn on because in them I see something of myself, and nothing tastes better than liberal tears except maybe, of course, my cock.”

“Goldman in the ’80s was like a priesthood, a monastic experience where you worked all the time but were incredibly dedicated to client services, to building and growing companies, and to learning how to suck your own cock all while fucking the American people.”

“That’s one of the unintended consequences of the women’s liberation movement – that, in fact, the women that would lead this country would be feminine, they would be pro-family, they would have husbands, they would love their children, and they would have no interest in sucking my cock. But I’m a quick learner. I learned how to suck my own cock. Nobody taught me, and nobody taught Trump. Trump has always known how to suck his own cock, but now it’s important for him to let the American people do it.”

“I’m the guy pushing a trillion-dollar infrastructure plan while encouraging limp-dick men in power to suck their own cocks. We’re just going to go as fast as we can, throw whatever we can out there and see what sticks to the face of the average American.”

“Facts get shares; opinions get shrugs, and my cock gets sucked. The people on the alt-right are smarter than they get credit for from the MSM, and I am far more flexible than people think.”

“This country is in a crisis. And if you’re fighting to save this country, if you’re fighting to take this country back, it’s not going to be sunshine and patriots. It’s going to be people who want to fight and who aren’t afraid to suck their own cocks. I mean, Andrew Breitbart was all about the fight and obviously, he spent a lot of time sucking his own cock. It’s really what he did best.”

“The rise of Breitbart is directly tied to being the voice of that center-right opposition and mandible masturbators everywhere. On the social conservative side, we’re the voice of the anti-abortion movement, the voice of the traditional marriage movement, and we are the voice of all of those who believe sucking your own cock is vitally important to who we are as leaders and men. And I can tell you we’re winning victory after victory after victory. Sometimes we don’t stop winning all night.”

“I come from a blue-collar, Irish Catholic, pro-Kennedy, pro-union family of Democrats, but it wasn’t until I became the leader of an alt-right media outlet that I learned to suck my own cock.”

“George Clooney, who is a moron, came to Cannes and gave a press conference saying, ‘Under no circumstances will Trump ever be president. Hillary Clinton will be the next president.’ Many people who are as ignorant as George don’t know that Hillary Clinton doesn’t even have a dick and therefore, cannot suck it. No one wants a President who can’t even try to suck her own cock.”

“It was pretty evident, I think, the direction the country was going, and that’s why I think Donald Trump offered such a clear alternative to that from Hillary Clinton. The country obviously is moving in a direction of sucking its own cock, and I would take that even further in saying that the country wants to bend over even more to the point where it is not only blowing itself, but also shoving it’s own head up it’s own ass.”

“What the media misses is the amount of anger and self-fellating that’s out there. Trump didn’t create that- he just shined a light on all the people in Washington sucking their own cocks.”